The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?