The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all use gaslighting.
It turned out that local barber was actually also a crack dealer. I was his customer for years, and never thought that he could be a barber.
A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you call Mountain Dew that gives you a heart attack? Mountain Dew Code Blue
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count