The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do houses wear? An address.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why do hippies make good accountants? Because they're from a counter-culture
I went to the shop to buy a foot pump for our new air bed. I was shocked by how much the price had risen since the last pump I purchased. But yer, I suppose that’s the cost of inflation.
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
A politically-appointed medical research director had been busy pushing recruitment for round after round of hydroxychloroquine tests. After another poor result, a White House aide walked in. "Doctor, the President has demanded another HCQ test. Can you do it?" The director sighs, rubs his temples, and sits back in his chair. "No. Quite frankly, I don't have the patients."