The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE? At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!

Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law & Order franchise ordered a T-bone steak for dinner last night. He prefers them well Done-Done.

What did the detective say when she discovered the toilet at the crime scene? Shit went down here.

Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk

Have you heard of the American temperature doctor? His degree was in Fahrenheit.

A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars."Thirty dollars?" he replies. "What do you need twenty dollars for?"

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening.. It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.

Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.

Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago? I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night

I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought, 'That's just spam!'

Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“