The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What is a pirate's favorite element in the periodic table? Gold. Why the fuck would a pirate need Argon?
I’m a librarian so I put out a display of invisible books on April Fools day. But my patrons saw right through it.
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
What language was used to program Marvin the Paranoid Android (from Hitchhiker's Guide...)? Morose Code.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.