The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Got my second shot now..... Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot.
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
An American and a Russian were talking in a bar The American began to boast about his country, claiming it's the land of the free. "I could walk straight up to the White House and shout "Death to the American President" and nothing happens to me." Hearing this the Russian smirked"I too can walk up to the Kremlin and shout " Death to the American President", nothing bad happens to me either"
For my birthday I bought a pair of ghost bumblee earrings. This way my face can always be between a pair of boo-bees.
There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. Oh and weird concurrency bugs.Oh and weird concurrency bugs.
Did you hear Trump is going back to television? Yeah. He has signed on with The Biggest Loser.
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.
“Take a card, any card,” the magician says. I take his credit card.
Meghan may face some akward times with the Royal Family at the funeral of Prince Philip But luckily, black is generally accepted at funerals.
I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.
Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring? He dyed.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.