The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

How does a hurricane see? With one eye.

What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

Did you hear the joke about censorship? You might expect to simply see the word \[removed\] here, but actually most censorship is self-censorship whereby people edit their own work to pre-empt any conflict with the censors, so please DM me for the answer to this joke

I do online classes like games... Blame it all on my internet.

I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”

What does Earth get on Earth day ? A birthday quake !

Kid : " What are condoms used for?" Dad : " To avoid such questions. "

When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground.. ..take it out, flip it over and lower again.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'