The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I'm not very good at geography But i know the name of one city in France, which is Nice.
I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire Spoiler alert
- Did you know that airplanes black boxes are actually orange? - What? I thought they were boxes!
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
What did Snow White say when the printer jammed? Someday my prints will come!!
I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was. I said "Buddy, it's the 21st century, you can use any printer you want."
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground.. ..take it out, flip it over and lower again.
Why did the man ask his boss for more salad? He thought he was due a celery increase.
The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees." But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
What do you call Bill Gates when he's flying? A Bill-in-air.
I hope the far east finally collaborates with the u.s. on eradicating the virus. I mean, it's Christmas day, we could use the good China.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain. The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."