The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call. The short answer is no.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
How will Trump add yuge amounts of manufacturing jobs? He will build alternative fact-tories
What's the similarity between my uncle and sharks? The both prey on schools
Did you guys hear the one about the perfume factory that went out of business? Nevermind, it doesn't really make scents anymore
How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows? RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.
What temperature do you need to kill a boomer? 0 K
Wow, I'm getting a $1200 check from the President I feel kind-of like Stormy Daniels. ...well actually this check is for a future stimulus, Stormy's was a check for a past stimulus.
My new year’s resolution is I’m gonna be less condescending. (Condescending means talking down to people btw )
A wire just fell from the ceiling I was shocked when the electrician couldn’t fix it.
When I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words, she said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I... ...also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...