The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Do you guys know which has become the most expensive streaming service of all times ? University
I think it's just deplorable all the sexist people who want to undermine Katherine Bouman's role in the black hole photo. we all know with NASA's budget they could of never afforded a man.
What's the quickest way to discard an old bike? Put a lock on it an place it in downtown Vancouver.
Why should we make shoelaces out of earphone/headphones wires? Cause they would tie themselves.
If a group of crows is a murder... ...then a group of crows spaced evenly between two margins is a justified murder.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.