The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Without geometry life is pointless.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
Newton pushed against our understanding of science and math But science and math pushed back
Scientists have finally named the 119th element! The new official name is “Astonishium”. It seems they have discovered the element of surprise.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.