The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.

Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.

What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.

Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

Why did the perfume maker end up in the mental hospital? Because he stopped making scents

Why didn't NASA name apollo rockets with letters? Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.

You'd think that without their shells snails would be a lot faster. But it only makes them more sluggish.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.