The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Over Christmas dinner, I accidentally let it slip I'd lied about my degree in biology. Me and my big face-hole thingy.
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Wanna hear a joke about the SCP foundation? [redacted]
How do you know a man is a programmer? Send him shopping and tell him: "Get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get 10." If he comes back with 10 loaves of bread, he's a programmer.
A physicist on trial for murder stated that Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle made it impossible to place him at the scene of the crime The judge gave him a life sentence and told him to use his expertise to determine what quantity of his person was within or outside of prison at any given time
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?