The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why is there so much security at a Samsung event? They are Guardians of the Galaxy.
Who were the two most open minded presidents? Abraham Lincoln and JFK...
Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million: 1. Get up at 5:00AM every day 2. 90 minutes of cardio 3. Take a cold shower 4. Journal 5. Schedule out your day 6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company 7. Meditate
We're getting 5 inches of snow tonight 6.5 inches if it's male meteorologist that forecasts.