The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Did you hear about China's new space program? I hear it's going to be a Long March.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was. I said "Buddy, it's the 21st century, you can use any printer you want."