The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
Apparently all the bathroom fixtures in the Whitehouse are now gold. I just heard the President likes gold in showers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall, Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier. "GET TO THE SHOPPER, NOW!"
Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist? Hall'n Oates
What do Catholic cows do on Fridays? Chew their cod.
What metal does a Japanese robot consist mostly of? *Manga*nese
Why did Walter White take off his pants? He was worried they'd get methy.
How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb? None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!
Someone has glued my pack of cards together-I don't know how to deal with it.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”