The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe
Today a large shipment of Chinese dumplings was thrown to the ground and smashed into crumbs by vandals who are unhappy with a change in the savory treat's recipe. Local officials are said to be appalled by the wonton destruction.
What do you call the french flag without any color? Still the french flag
What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have A nookia
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards. I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open.'
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.