The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
The creator of the USB flash drive died today. He was lowered into his coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What's the most commonly played song at a strip club in Iraq? Baghdad ass up.
Two English tourists were driving through Wales.At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch they asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument.Can you pronounce where we are,very,very,slowly?" The girl leaned over and said:“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
A very drunk guy starts beating up a nun on the street He throws kicks, uppercuts, regular punches, even some drunk karate moves.Once he is exhausted he steps back and says "You disappoint me, Batman"
What color is the wind? Blew
Toronto Raptors: We are the only sports team named after a dinosaur! New Orleans Pelicans and Atlanta Hawks: Well technically -