The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Would you like the soup or salad? Oh, that sounds much too big for me. I’ll just have the regular-sized salad, thank you!
I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen. We are Anti-Pho
Fact: Q is the only letter that isn’t in any American state name. And as such, believers in Q don’t belong in America
Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?" "Chilly", he replies.
I’m Venezuelan, if I had a dollar for every time people ask me about the political situation in my country I would have enough money to get the hell out of here
So tired of all these restrictions... I'm getting so tired of all these quarantine-related restrictions.For example, I just found out today that when I'm in public the governor is requiring me to wear pants.
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
Why does Santa always keep a Baseball bat in his sleigh? For Claus combat.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'