The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards

It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938) Where is the non stick toilet bowl?

What kind of plant do ghosts like to hide behind? BamBOO!

There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.

I was an accountant I was an accountant from age 22 to 35, when because of office politics, I was sacked for no reason. What a waste of 15 years.

Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow? It's got bananas for scales

Americans have a strange dialect. It's all "sneakers" instead of "trainers"...... and "sweater" instead of "jumper"...... and "shooting range" instead of "high school"...

Don't joke about power outages That's just dark humor

I really like vaping... It's a good way to blow off steam

Saw an old friend yesterday. As a joke I grabbed his hand and made him hit him self while I joked, "Why are you hiring yourself? Stop hitting yourself!" His wife screamed and cried and the funeral director asked me to leave. Goddamn Philistines....

I don’t think Edward Norton play a good Frodo Baggins. But Elijah Wood*disclaimer* I tried to put this on r/dumbjokes but they’re unreasonably fickle.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he *neverlands*