The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
My New Year Resolution for 2018 is... Buying bitcoin in 2011!
When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic. As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"
A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings... Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners has been discovered.