The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Beach residents near the cruise ship ports are enjoying the visually noticeable cleaner water. No shit.
Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money
I recently saw one of those animated pornos that basically makes fictional characters have sex. This one was about a certain famous, big superhero guy in red with an 'i' on his shirt, I can't remember his name. Anyway, the film was surprisingly good and left me thinking, 'that's just fucking incredible'.
WANTED: A mysterious man keeps waking me up whenever I'm about to sleep! 25,000 dollar reward for information if it leads to a rest.
Blowjob I was walking along the railway and found a woman tied to the tracks. I freed her and she was so grateful that we made love for hours. She probably would have given me a blowjob if only I had found her head.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Don't be worried about your smartphone and television collecting your data... Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.