The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

A man was driving home and was stopped by a traffic cop. He said, 'You're weaving down this road, 'What is in that Water Bottle?' The man said, 'Plain water.' the Cop took a sip and said, "This is red wine.' The man looked at him, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, 'THANK YOU JESUS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.'

Please stop making jokes about COVID! I lost both my parents in law due do this pandemic. My wife divorced me after i spend our holiday budget on a PS5 and a collection of NERF guns

The machine at the coin factory I work for stopped working. It doesn't make any cents!

My mate was boasting about being amazing at geography. So I decided to test him, I asked him where Uganda was. His response was: “in the house with my grandmother.

I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.

How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.

All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'

I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.

Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume? It blew up the olfactory