The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
There is a national coin shortage. Go figure... All anybody is saying right now is that we need change.
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.
The COVID-19 event has made me significantly more likely to get laid Off
How does a man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.