The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I was sorting the sub by new. Nothing came up.
Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel Great sedimental value.(I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.)
Why don't kids in China believe in Santa Claus? They make the toys.
Pillow cases are just tiny duvets! Wake up sheeple, you're living with a pillow sham!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.