The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.