The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
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What is more powerful than IBM? IBM + C = ICBM.
What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank? Edit: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
I tried to make a reservation at the library yesterday, but couldn't... Turns out, they're completely booked!
How do you harvest crops in the winter? With an ice sickle
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!