The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.

I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.

What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.

I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."

When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized... ...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.

If a person is sueing a product for blinding him/her in one of their eyes, they should win double the amount Because they are not gonna be able to see half of it anyway.

I walked into the store and asked "do you have any helicopter flavoured chips?" The cashier says "no , we just have plain".

So everyone is getting mad at me after telling jokes about marine wildlife I think it's a turtle over reaction. It just being shellfish and it's giving me a bad haddock. I mean, I don't do them on porpoise...