The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name? Rol.exeSorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex

Pillow cases are just tiny duvets! Wake up sheeple, you're living with a pillow sham!

If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him... ...with my bear hands...

I speak two different languages Formal and informal

There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.

What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.

Earlier today I saw a fish in a hospital waiting room going up to people and giving them medical advice. I said "Oi fish, stop that, what do you think you're doing?!"He said "Don't worry about it, it's ok... I'm the Sturgeon General".

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.

The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.

Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.