The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Question: “How many Apple employees does it take to change a light bulb?” Answer: “Seven. One to change the bulb and six to design the T-shirt.”
I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium. It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.
A man walks into a library, asks the librarian, "Do you have the new book on living life with a small penis?" She searches her computer and says, "I Don't See Anything, I Don't Think Its In Yet."The man says, "Yes, that's the one!"
there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.