The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I had a big wasps nest under the eve of my roof so I went to the hardware store to find some wasp spray. I found a can and asked a worker if this was good for wasps? He says “No, it kills them.”
What do turtles eat? Plastic
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane, and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What did settlers eat when they headed west? Oregon Trail Mix. I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.
I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East It's titled A Kuwait Place
Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss South Africa." So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: "I hope this helps."
I told my husband I’m going gradually cut back my dependence on technology in 2019. I’m starting with the vacuum cleaner, washer/dryer and iron.
Dad: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance. Me: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance.Dad: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [dies]
I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought, 'That's just spam!'
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.