The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
Do you have a USB wire thingy so I can charge my phone in my honda? **Best Buy employee:** a cord?**Me:** no it's a Civic.
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath. I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
I called the RSPCA I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs.""That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?""I'm not sure, to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase’’
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.