The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What do you call a TV vaccination? A screen-shot.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping? Croutons
A shop keeper fought off a robber with just a price gun! The police are now looking for a person with a price on their head
I just finished my latest underground movie. It's about a young man who rides a motorcycle naked across America's roughest roads. I call it "Uneasy Rider".
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.