The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs? Peter Parkour
In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you’d have to duplicate those on your own. That’s why they say you can’t steal music without repercussion.
Trump doesn’t know geography... Instead of building a wall on the Mexico border, he built one in Washington DC
When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches...
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”