The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
my girlfriend got vaccinated today now she wont hold any air
What joke is the same in all european languages? USA
Why did the riot police show up to the protest so early? To beat the crowd
I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask..... Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
The guy who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers He just wanted to put them in their place.
The Detroit Lions announced that they’re releasing their running back, Kerryon Johnson. Needless to say, he will not Kerryon with the team.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom