The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An orca-stra.
What does a house wear to a birthday party? Address.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.