The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What do houses wear? An address.
I heard Macy's is selling this new perfume that has that "new Tesla smell" They're calling it 'Elon Musk'.
I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks It cost me an arm and a leg!
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still... (•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)In *da* pendent
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.