The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
What’s the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank? After you make a deposit at the sperm bank, you lose interest.
What do you call a company that sells makeup? A foundation.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
You can be your own secret santa! All you need is ambien and amazon.
The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out. They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.