The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.