The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.