The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
I used to play triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back and ting.
What berry are the turtles allergic to? Strawberry
Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
What, is a librarians favorite thing to grill during the summer? A shhhhh-kabob
What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US? Agent orange, duh.
My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there's Nathan...(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.