The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I was 16 minutes late for my first math lecture, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third. At this rate, I’ll never be there on time.
What's the difference between a prostitute and the American health system? Nothing. They both f*ck around with you and do absolutely nothing unless you pay them.
A 10 year old girl opens a lemonade stand and sells at such low prices her competition can’t keep up, and is forced to close down. Maybe it would have helped if there were a punch line..
I told my husband I’m going gradually cut back my dependence on technology in 2019. I’m starting with the vacuum cleaner, washer/dryer and iron.
Dad: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance. Me: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance.Dad: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [dies]
What do you call Spiderman when he parks his car? Peter Parker
What's the difference between a German Tiger and a Siberian Tiger? One can survive the Winter.
I told my nephew that I was named after George Washington. He said, "but Uncle, your name is Jon." I said,"I know I was named AFTER George Washington."
Don't worry if your parachute won't open. You'll have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!