The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!