The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"