The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Had a bunch of missed calls yesterday... They were from my buddy Mike complaining he was sore all over. I think I missed Mike ache day.