The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My dad is a lot like avatar Aang. In the sense that he dissapeared on me when I needed him most.
Today, my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears-11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.