The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I bet Santa spends a lot of time at strip clubs He loves them ho ho ho’s
What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket.
What did the buffalo say as his son left? Bison.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?' 'A meltdown.'
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.