The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
The cross-eyed judge looked at the 3 defendants How do you plead? he asked the first man. Not guilty, said the second. I wasn’t talking to you, said the judge. I didn’t say a word, said the third.
What did one John say to the other John? What’s the matter? You look flushed.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. I told the operator that lately I've been having suicidal thoughts. Operator: "Great! Can you drive a truck?"
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
Did you hear about the big fight last night at the Long John Silvers drive-thru? Battered fish were everywhere.
I got bitten by a mosquito and now I can't stop singing "Nessun Dorma" I think I might have male-aria.