The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
When finally the quarantaine is over and you have the following options: A. Going on vacation with your wife. B. Having a barbecue with your friends. What would you choose? Spareribs or hamburgers?
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!