The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.